van gogh

CAITLIN QUIET

NOW THIS JUST MAKES ME MAD I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS FIRST. NONETHELESS, I WILL ADMIRE HER WORK. MORE OF WHICH CAN BE SEEN HERE ON HER BLOG.

 

new Sea Wolf

it's good

one time, Mitch Hedberg told me how he wakes up in the morning and makes himself a bowl of instant oatmeal. "then I don't do shit for an hour. makes me wonder why i need the instant oatmeal. i could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive. 'what are you gonna do?' 'make oatmeal.' you know it..."
not that this would ever be a surprise, but i can relate with Mitch. being unemployed and out of school until November, i have been trying to find ways to keep myself busy. last week, cupcakes. this week, cookies. they turned out tasting like a box recipe. but hey, baby steps. i'm making my way up to an apple pie. now check out these pictures of dessert i found from food blogs, which has become my other hobby. i'm getting real good at it.

chloe

once a not-quite-a-model told me i looked like her. then she asked me if i enjoy touching people.
i don’t think i’ve ever been hit on harder.