freshman year

"i seriously do not understand why people like hidden valley ranch! no other ranch tastes like that, so RANCH therefore should NOT taste like that, right?? i don't know. i find it really disgusting. i didn't actually eat anything with ranch today, but i was thinking about it. sometimes the dining hall has hidden valley ranch and sometimes it has good ranch. when we come in, we have to check. 'how's the ranch today?'"