new Sea Wolf

it's good

one time, Mitch Hedberg told me how he wakes up in the morning and makes himself a bowl of instant oatmeal. "then I don't do shit for an hour. makes me wonder why i need the instant oatmeal. i could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive. 'what are you gonna do?' 'make oatmeal.' you know it..."
not that this would ever be a surprise, but i can relate with Mitch. being unemployed and out of school until November, i have been trying to find ways to keep myself busy. last week, cupcakes. this week, cookies. they turned out tasting like a box recipe. but hey, baby steps. i'm making my way up to an apple pie. now check out these pictures of dessert i found from food blogs, which has become my other hobby. i'm getting real good at it.

chloe

once a not-quite-a-model told me i looked like her. then she asked me if i enjoy touching people.
i don’t think i’ve ever been hit on harder.

animated love

when Jennifer prompted me to write a Top 5 list of celebrities i’m attracted to (hers included Conan O Brien, John Krasinski, and Hugh Jackman), i encouraged everyone else to write one too. Michelle was having trouble with her list and only came up with one person: Tuxedo Mask. yeah. from Sailor Moon… not exactly what i meant, however it did inspire me to write a new Top 5. Hottie Mc.Tottie CARTOONS, namsayin’?
1. first most obviously would have to be Trent from Daria. musician, philosopher, soft-spoken, and easy on the eyes. sure, he’s kind of a slacker but i’m sure he’s just trying to figure things out. or maybe he’s been waiting for me.
2. Aladdin is a close second. epitome of tall, dark, and handsome. actually, he looks sort of average height. we can replace that one with “constantly shirtless.”
3. Simba from The Lion King. what, did i go to far? or was this post not enough? i know you know.
4. Jughead from Archie Comics. after years of collecting these comics, i only have eyes for Jughead. he’s witty, confident enough to wear that stupid hat, and the drummer for The Archie’s. plus, i wont have to feel ashamed for always craving a burger from Pop Tate’s. he’s pretty much the perfect guy.
5. Dimitri from Anastasia. alright, i honestly don’t remember if i saw this movie, but he’s pretty cute. plus, John Cusack does his voice, and that’s reason enough.